I buy things that are made to measure 
I like to throw 'em around, hit it 
Opener cullender throw the handle 
They come together and they make a big sound 
They come together and they make a big sound 

Variety is the proposition 
Modern is out of date, hit it 
Neatest fitting comfy handles 
They come together and they make a big sound 
They come together and they make a big sound 

All across the land 
It's made for the hand 
All across the land 
It's made for the hand 

Mould and patterns add to interest 
Hand made on a hand made face, hit it 
Made and curved by ergonomics 
They come together and they make a big sound 
They come together and they make a big sound 

All across the land 
It's made for the hand 
All across the land 
It's made for the hand 

Ergonomics are efficient 
Make you think in symmetry 
Use the manual it's tradition 
Made to aid you instantly 

All across the land 
It's made for the hand 
All across the land 
It's made for the hand