Yo, yo, yo This right here is a poem that I wrote for you You shouldn't plagiarize it because that is unethical and unfair to me This poem is about my life, my aspirations, and my struggles I was born in Wilmette and I have a pet dog named Pepper He's a leper and I carry him around in a Tupperware box On my head is golden locks In my heart is a picture of my family Lost to divorce but we live pretty happily Eat no milk 'cause it makes me shite I wish NSYNC would reunite I'm a rap star, plus I'm gorgeous I write prose like Jorge Borges Poetry flowing from my mouth like vomit Flaymation, Wallace and Gromit Blingity bling bling, ho in a handbag Obese rhymes, I spit sandbags In ninth grade, fetal pig dissection Sophomore year, got a yeast infection (two times!) Haters be everywhere, they all up in my hair Words to my people on Green Bay Road If you don't know, now you know