I still can't believe that you love me girl I've always been an average guy Never even been that sociable I'd rather stay home and get Some sleep with you, just eat with you We've got kids to feed and mysteries to solve And hands to hold and common colds to cure And there's only one thing I know for sure We need One night alone Yes just One night alone I know it's only One night alone But it'll be fabulous, fantastical And quite good Has it really been thirteen years Only unlucky for some I doubt I could have been more into you If cupid had a submachine gun And I know, and I know, And I know, and I know Sometimes it's boring and tedious Feels like the feeling is leaving us but Hold on just a little bit longer Stay with me And I know eventually we'll get One night alone Yes just One night alone I know it's only One night alone But it'll be fabulous, fantastical And quite good Don't interrupt me while I'm speaking Daddy got drunk on the weekend Tried to bust a move like MJ Still be paying for it in ten days Feeling uncomfortable like a futon I just need my fucking kid to get her shoes on I've asked her about five million times And the five million rhymes Is the… [*mumble mumble*] See? Tiredness has got me rambling Half the time I don't know what the hell's happening I spend days just distractedly wrangling Play Dough mangling, trampoline trampling And I swear that we could sleep for a decade Just as soon as we get this double bed made But I know we're only heading for a headache Four in the morning going off like a grenade Still late night sipping on lemonade Me and Mr Attenborough Natures renegades Next doors cats doing the moonlit serenade Sometimes this is the hardest game we've ever played Take a breath One night alone Yes just One night alone I know it's only One night alone But it'll be fabulous, fantastical And quite good