Samanthy 
What? 
Whatchu doin? 
I'm doin, um, playin with my friend Samantha 

Oh, what are you doin - Samantha? 
Samantha S. 
Oh ok, what are you guys doin? 
We're playin with sidewalk chalk 

Oh really? 
Mmhmm 
Alotta people been talkin about you, Samantha 
What they say? 

They said they like your family song a lot, they like your rap on there. 
Any ya know what else they been sayin? 
What? 
They say they want to hear more of you. 

Me? 
You think you could bust a rap real quick? 
Yup! 
Ok that sounds good 

Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow 
And when you're rappin on stage, you steal the show 
Why dontcha bust it one time with your funky rhyme 
And show 'em that your rap skills truly shine 

I'm a young boniqua bustin a rhyme 
I'm like Mary Kate and Ashley, I'm one of a kind 
If you say "Who the heck is that?" 
I say "Who the heck are you?" 

I want to be wishin you could do what I do 
I'm bilingual, I hope you can understand my flow 
"De quero mucho de mund bueso" 
Or if you're an alien from around the way, 

"Zada zee zada zoo zada zay" 
And to all the nice people here on Earth 
You're diamonds to me 'cause that's what you're worth 
And to all the mean people across the land 

Talk to the hand 'cause you just don't understand 
Yo Samantha I heard that they like your flow 
And that you're crazy live from your head to toe 
Why don't ya bust it two times with your funky rhyme 

And tell em all how you like to spend your time 
I like to play with Barbie and Polly Pocket 
I watch the adventures of Ash and Team Rocket 
Bike rides and rollerblades and that's what I do 

Because I have more energy than Pikachu 
But most of all I like to chill with those I love 
I love my family more than the stars above 
More than a million trips to the sun and back 

More than a million galaxies and that's a fact 
And my animals you see are my friends to me 
That's Shitzu, Stinky, Fisher, and Lollie 
And together we love the world far and wide 

'Cause anything's possible if it's in your mind 
Alright Samantha, you came correct 
But it's gettin late and it's time to jet 
Alright daddy, I know it's time to go 

But I want to say "Peace!" to all the juggalos! 
And to let 'em know that when life gets tough 
Just think about candy and all the good stuff 
But to keep your true friends as close as you can 

They're more important than all the candy in the land