You're so late getting home from the office Did you miss your train? Were you caught in the rain? No, don't bother to explain Can I fix you a quick martini? As a matter of fact I'll have one with you For to tell you the truth I've had quite a day too Guess who I saw today, my dear? I went in town to shop around for something new And thought I'd stop and have a bite When I was through I looked around for someplace near And it occurred to me where I had parked the car There was a most attractive French cafe and bar It really wasn't very far The waiter showed me to a dark, secluded corner And as my eyes became accustomed to the gloom I saw two people at the bar who were so in love That even I could spot it clear across the room Guess who I saw today, my dear? I've never been so shocked before I headed blindly for the door They didn't see me passing through Guess who I saw today? Guess who I saw today? Guess who I saw today? I saw you!