Phantasmagorical side effects include dizziness, vomiting, heart palpitations, unbridled joy, dry mouth, all teeth becoming wisdom teeth, two medium two-topping pizzas with a compliment treat 2-liter soda, blurred vision, excessive feet, perfect pitch, wet mouth, long-distance vision, falling without the sensation of falling, fear of cats, obsession with soup, rash, and a pre-certified, pre-owned 2075 Kia Sorento