Have some pittie on an easterner, show a little sympathy no one could possible could be steerner than you have been with me, a.. theres a job that I`m applying for let me put it to ya thus theres a partner ship I`m dien' for Mr. and Mrs. us so before you file it on the shelf, let me tell you of myself oh I`m the chapie to make ya happy I`ll tie your shoesies, and chase you bluesies oh lady would ya, could ya use me now I`d shake the mat out and let the cat out I`ll clean the garret and feed the parrot oh lady would ya, oh tell me could ya use me? do ya realize what a good man your getting in me? I`m no elker mason or woodman who gets home at three the girls that see me grow soft and dreamy but I`m a gander that wont falander oh could ya use me, cus I certanly could use you theres a chap I know in mexico whoes as strong as he can be eating nails and drinking texaco he is the type for me there is one I california more romantic far than you when he sings ha cha cha chornia I often think he'll do but as for you sir, i`m afraid you will never make the grade for your no cowboy, your soft, and how, boy I feel no musel thats fit for tussel I must refuse you, I cannot use you 'scuse me no night life for the birds would bore youthe cows wont know you, a horse would throw you, you silly man you to ask me, can you use me? ha though at love you may be a wizard, i`m wanting to know could you warm me up in a blizad say, forty below your ties are freakish your knees are weakish your not a zender, you elbow bender though you can use me I most certainly cant use you