I was talking to the mockingbird 
He says you are the worst he's heard. 
Bob White! What ya gonna swing tonight? 

I was talking to the whipporwill 
He says you've got a corny trill. 
Bob White! What ya gonna swing tonight? 

Even the owl, threw in the towel 
After you sang the gato! 
And the flamingo Hollared by jingo! 
What a vibrato! 

There's a lotta talk about you, Bob! 
And they're saying you're "off the cob." 
Fake it, Mister B 
Take it, follow me! 
Bob White! 
We're gonna break it out tonight!