She's a Pennsylvania queen But you can't read about her in no magazine She smokes a cigarette that's 10-feet long Says it's a pleasure to meet me And I'm suburban trash I got my head stuck in my ass I keep my lips tight and I don't fight So, I hope that you keep me So, hold me tight and don't let go We'll live inside my trailer home You just tell me where to go Down 95 and up your road Would you keep me? Would you keep me? Yeah, he's my suburban trash He comes home late, I'll beat his ass He thinks he's always right, yeah, he's so smug Ask me if I love him and I'll just shrug So, hold me tight and don't let go We'll live inside my trailer home You just tell me where to go Down 95 and up your road Would you keep me? Would you keep me? Hold me tight and don't let go We'll live inside my trailer home You just tell me where to go Down 95 and up your road Would you keep me? Would you keep me? Would you keep me? Would you keep me?