Every time I turn on my TV
They tell me something else is bad for me
Well you can't do this and you can't eat that
They say it caused cancer in a few lab rats
Well the water's all poison and the air is too
And if that ain't enough there's a new swine flu
Yeah the planet's heating up so we're all gonna fry
But ain't nobody getting outta this world alive
No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
Have another drink and a cigarette
As long as we're here we might as well have a ball
'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
I had a health nut, used to live down the road
He ran 10 miles every morning come rain or snow
But he couldn't outrun that twist of fate
When you cross four lanes you gotta look both way
'Cause a semi truck can sure ruin your day
No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
Have another drink and a cigarette
As long as we're here we might as well have a ball
'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
No I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna fret
Have another drink and a cigarette
As long as we're here we might as well have a ball
'Cause sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
Well it might be a grizzly or a gator
Alien invaders of high cholesterol
But sooner or later, something's gonna get us all
Yeah something gonna get us all
