H-hey girls, you guys lookin' for a party?
Yeah, sure, where at?
Well, my friend Dylan's mom's out of town if you wanna come back to the pad
Mm we'll think about it

Come on by
Glasses on the counter
Roll the dice
The room is getting louder
Are you following yet?
Talking is cheap, just grab a drink
Swallow the pill with your pride
And leave it all behind

You will feel

Legendary, masochistic
Swords of the deepest ecstasy
Mythical chivalry
Shields of toxicology
Venture far, far and wide
Beyond practicality
I will see, you will see
Multitudes of mystery

You guys made it
(Hey)
Cool good to see you
Oops, sorry
What the fuck? Did you just fart?
No. It's chill
So, where are the drugs?
Oh come here, girls. I'll take care-a yew
Well wait, w-where're you guys going!?!?
We wanna party, freak!

Lose control
The lights are getting brighter
Out on the floor
Feel the weight of thunder
And we only just met
The night is getting longer
And the last thing you'll remember's what he said
To you

You will feel

Legendary, masochistic
Swords of the deepest ecstasy
Mythical chivalry
Shields of toxicology
Venture far, far and wide
Beyond practicality
I will see, you will see
Multitudes of mystery

H-hello?
Hey, I was hoping you were awake
What do you want, loser?
I was just seeing how the party was. Did you guys have fun and?
Sure did not!
You're still with Jessica? Tell her to shut up. She's so rude
What are you doing now?
Oh my God, now you wanna know what I'm doing
I'm going to Chet and Brad's
Chet and Brad!? Ew!

Legendary, masochistic
Swords of the deepest ecstasy
Mythical chivalry
Shields of toxicology
Venture far, far and wide
Beyond practicality
I will see, you will see
Multitudes of mystery