I see you with him and I see you laughing
And I see you flipping your hair
Like you think you're hypnotizing my man
But it's not gonna go as you planned

You think you're clever but I got something better
My guy he texts me letters, spelling TGIC
And only I know, only I know what that means
This girl is crazy

No you're not, no you're not
No you're not, no you're not
No you're not
(Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco)

You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
You're not gonna steal him, not now
You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
No way, no where, no how

You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
No matter how you work it
You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
And that's the final verdict

So don't think you ever had a shot
'Cause if you had a shot you'd miss completely

I see you flirting but his head you won't be turning
Instead you'll just be learning
How a real relationship flows
And there's no where with you he's gonna go

So put your hips back in check
And try never to forget, my guy you're not gonna get
So what you trying to prove?
He's never gonna leave here with you, no, no

No you're not, no you're not
No you're not, no you're not
No you're not
(Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco)

You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
You're not gonna steal him, not now
You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
No way, no where, no how

You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
No matter how you work it
You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
And that's the final verdict

So don't think you ever had a shot
'Cause if you had a shot you'd miss completely

Do you really think you had a chance with him?
Is your perception of this that ignorant
Do you really think that I would let your win?
How does it feel to lose before you begin?
You should know by now, do you not know?

You're not
(No you're not, no you're not)
(No you ain't ever gonna steal me girl)
You're not
(No you're not, no you're not)
(No you ain't ever gonna steal me girl)

You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
You're not gonna steal him, not now
You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
No way, no where, no how

You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
No matter how you work it
You're not gonna steal my boyfriend
And that's the final verdict

So don't think you ever had a shot
'Cause if you had a shot you'd miss completely