Gather around for a minute or two
 And I'll admit something to you
 I get intrigued when women look sinister
 Call me superficial, but I stare at them Vampire Girls.

 It's not the mascara,
 It's not the tight dress, (well maybe it is)
 It's the look in the eyes that's gonna scare you to death.

 Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
 I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

 Does she cook beans? Does she cook rice?
 Does she do ritual sacrifice?
 Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
 Whoah, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

 Go little Vampire Girl
 Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
 Go little Vampire Girl
 Go little Vampire Girl
 Evil now, scary now, go little vampire girl.
 Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
 Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.

 Is she in heaven? Is she in hell?
 Is she a sex industry professional?
 Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
 I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

 If you fall for the rouse, buddy I won't laugh,
 I believe I've fallen for it a couple times myself.
 Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
 I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

 Go little Vampire Girl
 Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
 Go little Vampire Girl
 Go little Vampire Girl
 Evil, scary, go.
 Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
 Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.

 Here comes one with a serpentine walk
 She's coming up to me and she wants to talk
 Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
 I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

 Who would have predicted? Who woulda suspected?
 She's not so scary she's got all of my records.
 Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
 Oh, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

 Well, Go little Vampire Girl
 Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
 Go little Vampire Girl
 Go little Vampire Girl
 Evil, scary, go little vampire girl
 Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
 Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah