Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Christmas bells are ringing Somewhere else! Not here You okay honey? I'm afraid so They get any money? No Had none to get -- But they purloined my coat -- Well you missed a sleeve! -- Thanks Hell, it's Christmas Eve I'm Angel Angel..? Indeed An angel of the first degree Friends call me Collins -- Tom Collins Nice tree ... Let's get a band-aid for your knee I'll change, there's a "Life Support" meeting at nine- thirty Yes -- this body provides a comfortable home For the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome As does mine We'll get along fine Get you a coat, have a bite Make a night -- I'm flush My friends are waiting -- You're cute when you blush The more the merri -- ho ho ho And I do not take no