This was a thriump,
I´m making a note here: Huge success.
It´s hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Aperture Science,
We do what we must because we can,
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there´s no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying til´ you run out of cake
and the science gets done,
and you make a neat gun,
for the people who are still alive.

I´m not even angry,
I´m being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

And tore me to pieces,
and threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurts because 
I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
and we´re out of beta, we´re releasing on time
So I´m GLaD I got burned,
Think of all the things we learned,
for the people who are still alive.

Go ahead and leave me,
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you´ll find someone else to help you.

Maybe Black Mesa,
That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance!
Anyway, this cake is great.
It´s so delicious and moist...

Look at me still talking when there´s science to do,
when I look out there it makes me GLaD I´m not you.
I´ve experiments to run,
there is research to be done,
on the people who are still alive.
And believe me, I am still alive,
I´m doing science and I´m still alive,
I feel fantastic and I´m still alive,
When you´re dying I´ll be still alive,
And when you´re dead I will be still alive,
Still alive,
Still alive.