The week has got ya worked up
You got the workin' man blues
From the bills out in the mailbox
To the round the clock bad news
Hell, I ain't no doctor
But I got red neck phd
In time tested guaranteed
Long neck remedies
You need a little barstool therapy
To ease your troubled mind
A little neon meditation
To get you through hard times
Stop thinking just start drinkin'
Cause all you really need
Is ice cold medication
And barstool therapy
Some people just go crazy
Cause they take too many pills
Some people just get side ways
And they don't know how to chill
There's a frosty mug prescription
They write for all those ills
And beer joint down a back road
Where you can get it filled
Get a little barstool therapy
To ease your troubled mind
A little neon meditation
To get you through hard times
Stop thinking just start drinkin'
Cause all you really need
Is ice cold medication
And barstool therapy
Slap a twenty on the bar top
Light up a little smoke
Put back a double strong one
Yeah, take another toke
Drop a dollar in that jukebox
Get lost in some jones
That steel guitar is cryin'
Your worries are long gone
A little barstool therapy
To ease your troubled mind
A little neon meditation
To get you through hard times
Don't try to over think it
All you really need
Is ice cold medication
And barstool therapy
A little ice cold medication
And barstool therapy
Slap a twenty on the bar top
Light up a little smoke
Put back a double strong one
Yeah, take another toke
Drop a dollar in that jukebox
Get lost in some jones
That steel is cryin'
Your worries are long gone
