We're headin' for the Simpson Desert, my good ol' mates and me Lots of plans, and pots and pans, and a billie for billie tea We gonna catch some yabbies, they're yummy and they're free Tiggles calls 'em craw-bobs, but it's all the same to me We're headin' for the Simpson Desert, there's no need to speed But we won't dilly-dally with everything we need 'Cause high rock and sand dunes and dodgin' kangaroos We'll pump, dig, jump, start, or winch each other through Yeah, we're headin' for the Simpson Desert, the girls are with us too They will come in handy, to make an Irish stew Ya gotta keep 'em laughing, I reckon that's the case A happy wife is a happy life, no argument from me Yeah, we're headin' for Ethabuka, away from Finch's Line Underneath the cooler, around the beach and fire I'm gonna touch the stars and I'm gonna touch the moon And I'll grab a cup of Milky Way, and I'll eat it with a spoon Now, I find it very difficult to drink this Miller, see I'm gonna have to find a way to finish off this thing It's all very well for Mick, he's sinking down a few Mate is pouring wine, so the girls are giggling too No, I don't know how to finish it, I'll bugger it if I do There's a thousand persons you could write them to You gotta make the words flow, near enough, I do If you snuff up the rhythm, you'll be thrown in the billabong And everyone will go to bed (Aww)