I guess I've got a heart meant
Foolin' around with chicks,
For in the love department
I know all the latest tricks!

Now, I ran across this girl one day,
She was sharp as a girl could be,
And I wasn't surprised to hear her say
That she really went for me!

She said I was the best man
Who ever knocked on her door.
She said I was the best man,
The fella she's been waiting for!

She said I was the best man at dancin',
And nobody can deny
That when it came to romancin',
I was the A-plus number one guy!

But then she met my best friend
And knocked him right off his pins.
But still I didn't worry,
'Cause the best man always wins!

The way it all turned out,
There was no doubt
That I was best man in the end.
Yes, I was the best man
When she married my best friend!

Man, she met my best friend
And knocked him right off his pins.
But still I didn't worry,
For the best man always wins!

The way it all turned out,
There was no doubt
That I was best man in the end.
Yes, I was the best man
When she married my best friend!

So don't you think you're best
Till you pass the test,
And you know all the latest tricks,
For you'll wind up as the best man,
While the other guy gets the chicks!