Well, hooray for baking soda ain't it neat And cheers for national baking soda week For folks that's young and folks that's old Why carbonated soda will cure that cold It cleans your teeth and prevents the flu And you can use it in your car battery too It puts out fire of fat or grease Pass the baking soda please Now if your biscuits, cakes or pies Absolutely refuse to rise Get the stuff that's always slick That baking soda it does the trick And if you're feeling far from placid From an over excess of stomach acid Just step right up and yell don't stammer Get a big mess of that Arm & Hammer And if you cannot clean your dentures With any other commercial ventures From Portland Maine to North Dakota Smart folks dunk in baking soda But beware your fun you botch This ain't the kind you mix with scotch