Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (4x)
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (4x)
Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance.
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;
Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,
For the little pig Vanz.
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (4x)
You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;
So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;
The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist;
Before it's over, your pocket is clean,
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (4x)
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (4x)
