Drivin' to the Poorhouse in a Limosine 
Livin' on soda-pop and nicotine 
Brushin' off the glitter from a 2nd-Hand suit. 
Lookin' for a Marks-A-Lot to polish my boots. 
That's the life I live in a rock and roll band 
Drivin' to the Poorhouse just as fast as I can. 

Sleepin' in the back-seat at the Shopping Mall 
Parkin' at the pay phone waitin for a call 
If it wasn't for 'collect' and 'I.O.U.' 
I'd be up to my neck in 'Overdue' 

Me and my baby rollin' hand in hand 
Drivin' to the Poorhouse just as fast as I can. 

Diggin' through the bottles and magazines 
Hope I got some money for some gasoline 
Government agents nippin at my heels. 
I'm a limo-length ahead of a jailhouse meal. 

Me and my baby rollin' hand in hand 
Drivin' to the Poo house just as fast as I can. 

Feelin' like a sailor in a submarine 
Feedin' quarters to the car-wash keepin' her clean. 
Dropped my last dime thru the cracks in the floor 
Hope the promotor don't take the back door. 

Me and my baby rollin' hand in hand 
Drivin' to the Poorhouse just as fast as I can. 
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Drivin' to the Poorhouse just as fast as I can. 
Drivin' to the Poorhouse just as fast as I can. 

Fat-assed businessmen suckin my blood 
Slingin my name like it was mud 
If I go to hell in a Caddilac 
Give 'em my money and I won't look back 

I ain't gonna be treated this a way 
I ain't gonna be tzeated this a way 
I ain't gonna be treated this a way 
I ain't gonna be treated this a way