I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady, she had no clothes on
Seen her in the corridor
Lying on her back on the floor
Why she want to pick on me
She was naked

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady, she had no clothes on
I had a good look through the crack
Footmarks up her back
How did they get there
She was naked

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady, she had no clothes on
Now she's looking at me
What's that rope I see
I don't like the look of those boots
She was naked
Naked

Naked
Naked

I don't wanna seem crude
But she was nude