I could while away the hours Conferrin' with the flowers Consulting with the rain And my head I'd be a scratchin' While my thoughts are busy hatchin' If I only had a brain I'd unravel ev'ry riddle For any individual In trouble or in pain With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln If I only had a brain Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I'd never thunk before And then I'd sit And think some more I would not be just a nothin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry If I only had a brain Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore I could think of things I'd never thunk before And then I'd sit And think some more I would not be just a nothin' My head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain I would dance and be merry Life would be a ding-a-derry I'd be flittin' like a fairy Every day a bowl of cherries If I only had a brain