When you find out things about yourself that you hadn't thought to know When your grandma calls and books you on the Jerry Springer show And you find out you and your wife of ten years just might be related Brother, life's not over, it's just simply complicated There's other situations that might challenge you, I guess When your daughter tries out for the football team and your son tries on her dress And you start to think that the devil's in charge of how you're situated Life is still worth livin', it's just simply complicated Life is complicated With its ifs and ands and buts It's alright to be crazy Just don't let it drive you nuts My daughter wants to go on dates, I think I'll let her go But she better not be movin' at the movin' picture show Or stop by all those honky-tonks and get inebriated Ain't it all a caution, it's just simply complicated Now I'm havin' a big problem with my present-day career My ship, she has a rudder, but I don't know where to steer Am I country, pop, or rock-and-roll, I know they are related I'll just let you be the judge, it's simply complicated Life is complicated With its ifs and ands and buts It's alright to be crazy Just don't let it drive you nuts Life is complicated Oh, shit!