I got a school-boy heart, a novelist eye Stout sailor's legs and a license to fly I came with nomad feet and some wandering toes That walk up my long board and hang off the nose I suppose the need to focus never arose So something like a Swiss-army knife, that's my life Frankenstein had nothing on his body of mine The villagers still flocking to see To see me breaking free, breaking free 'Cause I got a school-boy heart, a novelist eye Stout sailor's legs and a license to fly I got a bartender ear and a beachcomber style Piratical nerve and a vaudevillian style I suspect I died in some cosmic ship wreck With all hands spread all over the deck. What the heck? Then some kind of unseen and unscrupulous mind Began to pick up what he could find Added ice, shook me twice, rolled the dice Now I've got a school-boy heart, a novelist eye Stout sailor's legs and a license to fly I got a native tongue from way down south It sits in the cheek of my gulf coastal mouth I got a school-boy heart, a novelist eye Stout sailor's legs and a license to fly I came with nomad feet and some wandering toes That walk up my long board and hang off the nose