Sail on the horizons, got a landfall rendezvous The captain steers a well-known course, he steers straight and true As he trims the sheets, he sings a song he learned on boats and bars The sailor spends his Christmas in a harbour 'neath the stars He's traveled through the doldrums, typhoons and hurricanes He's logged a million soggy miles with water on his brain But Christmas is the season better suited for dry land He'll tell some lies, meet some spies and dance barefoot in the sand The sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor on the hook Callee, callay, no work today, let's shell the ol' log book The waterfront is reveling, the season has begun The sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor having fun There's a party down at Le Selecte, all music, rum and cheers Faces in the shadows, God, I haven't seen for years The mast and shroud are filled with lights 'neath the waning of the moon There's an air of celebration in the realm of King Neptune The sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor on the hook Callee, callay, no work today, let's shell the ol' log book The waterfront is reveling, the season has begun The sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor having fun Jesus was a fisherman who walked upon the sea The North Pole is the ocean's remote frozen balcony The continents keep drifting but the children sing and play 'Cause nothing really matters, after all, it's Christmas day The sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor on the hook Callee, callay, no work today, he read it in a book The waterfront is reveling, the season has begun A sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor having fun A sailor spends his Christmas in a harbor having fun Havin' fun Havin' fun Havin' fun