You can't chew life with a broken tooth You don't backstroke up the fountain of youth You won't mainline dreamtime Ain't no price tag on your peace of mind From the pimp roll to the Nashville stroll Freakshow to the Hollywood bowl it's all Fools gold, vain skywriting Hang a worm on a hook, everybody biting them Biting on them suckerz promises In the wake of deception And in the hope of redemption In the holy grail of love Now check out the chick with the credit card eyes She got a freeze dried souls as the silicone sighs She spends about as good as a Kinko's dollar She's a pitch man with a pitch fork hollering "Shut your mind, open your pocket Hey ho, time to pony up the dough" You best Q-tip your ears cause the truth I'm selling Is that propped up behind the hopping and the yelling Is a whole lotta, lotta suckerz promises In the wake of deception A lotta suckerz promises And in the hope of redemption In the holy grail of love Now I ain't hip and I don't much care See my hips do fine just a'getting me there I take bullshit with a big ole stride You don't step in the stink of no mainstream slime 'Cause suck on the bait and sad but true In the end my friend the joke's on you 'Cause all it takes turning nickels to dimes Is product a hook, some bait and a line of them Of them suckerz promises