You can't chew life with a broken tooth
You don't backstroke up the fountain of youth
You won't mainline dreamtime
Ain't no price tag on your peace of mind

From the pimp roll to the Nashville stroll
Freakshow to the Hollywood bowl it's all
Fools gold, vain skywriting
Hang a worm on a hook, everybody biting them
Biting on them suckerz promises

In the wake of deception
And in the hope of redemption
In the holy grail of love

Now check out the chick with the credit card eyes
She got a freeze dried souls as the silicone sighs
She spends about as good as a Kinko's dollar
She's a pitch man with a pitch fork hollering

"Shut your mind, open your pocket
Hey ho, time to pony up the dough"
You best Q-tip your ears cause the truth I'm selling
Is that propped up behind the hopping and the yelling
Is a whole lotta, lotta suckerz promises

In the wake of deception
A lotta suckerz promises
And in the hope of redemption
In the holy grail of love

Now I ain't hip and I don't much care
See my hips do fine just a'getting me there
I take bullshit with a big ole stride
You don't step in the stink of no mainstream slime
'Cause suck on the bait and sad but true
In the end my friend the joke's on you
'Cause all it takes turning nickels to dimes
Is product a hook, some bait and a line of them
Of them suckerz promises