(She's gonna sing, and you're gonna listen! One, two, one two three four...) Margaret, back in junior high Margaret, all yellow curled She was the most popular girl Margaret, she was beautiful Margaret developed first We all thought she had all the luck in the word She never noticed me, what could I give her I knew someday I would have to forgive her Ooo Margaret, Dear Margaret Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (etc) Such a lucky girl Doo, doo, doo (etc) How could I, ever forget, Margaret Meanwhile, ten years later Margaret moved to West Hollywood We all thought she could make it if anyone could Margaret, she missed the reunion Margaret, we never heard What became of St Mary's glamorous girl? Until the day at the video center A man held a tape with a girl on the cover In bad lingerie on a Cadillac fender Ooh Margaret, Dear Margaret Doo, doo, doo (etc) Such a lucky girl Doo, doo, doo (etc) Our St Mary's girl Doo, doo, doo (etc) How could I ever forget, Margaret