Back in April RFK went on the TV He said a lot of stuff could use my fixing If you'll remember He said by September He would get down to the bottom of Autism Well the days ticked by and the time arrived And he didn't have-a much to show He was getting pretty stressed until he looked into his desk And found a bottle of Tylenol Tylen-all our problems start with Tylenol I'm so glad we found the one and only Cause of it all Who needs evidence When your pals the president And you're standing with the great Wizard of Oz-Mahahaha Tylen-all our problems stem From acetaminophen Oh give me credit where it counts At least I managed to pronounce Well the problems in the cabinet Problems in the purse Sure a fever kills a baby but the Tylenols worse It ain't the pesticides the processed foods Or pollution seeping in And it wouldn't Simply couldn't Never ever be the men What's this strange preoccupation Neurodivergent folk fixation What exactly are they striking out to fix If the people aren't convinced With your hateful rhetoric Perhaps the melody resides with all you dicks Tylen-all our problems start with Tylenol I'm so glad we found the one and only Cause of it all Who needs evidence When your pals the president And you're standing with the great Wizard of Oz-Mahahaha