You may have had a rough year, but was it whistleblower hard? You can go ahead and mark "space invasion" off your bingo card It's a proven fact You ain't gotta be Alex Jones To say, "Mama, look up, there's a bunch of drones." And if you ask Uncle Sammy what he's got cooking He'll say, "If you don't like what you see, it's your own damn fault for looking." Whatever's going on, sure seems giant I never thought aliens would be FAA compliant Whoa! From Utah to Wisconsin to West Virginia, what the hell's in New Jersey? What's the agenda? Take me home, country drones! Beam me up or leave me alone You can ask the Pentagon They'll tell you something's wrong With your eyes, yeah, they're the most expensive polygon That's ever been commissioned to lie The FAA looks at the DoD Well, the FBI looks at you and me It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a UAE Hovering over the nation It's a drone as big as an SUV Flying in Dorito formation Whatever's going on, sure seems giant I never thought aliens would be FAA compliant Whoa! From Utah to Wisconsin to West Virginia, what the hell's in New Jersey? What's the agenda? Take me home, country drones Beam me up or leave me alone