I got me a red house and a red car Runs on big red batteries It used to be blue 15 minutes ago But it turned red just for me I got me a red horse, and I ride it I got some blue friends, they're the best We used to fly around the world on a big jet plane They called the Lolita Express I got me a red tie, and it's 10 feet long And it matches my red hat I got me a red bird, and a red fish A red dog and a red cat And I got me a red pen, and I use it I got a big red chainsaw too My red friend likes that white powder It makes his arms do weird salutes When the war gets here, we're all gonna hold hands All the Baptists and the Catholics All the Marxists and the Fascists When the war gets here, we're going get on the level Everyone looks a little bit nicer When you finally meet the devil I had me a red talk on a red day Looking for a thank you dressed in blue If you want to win the war, my friend You know you better wear a suit I got me a red bulldog technocratic Bootstrap-tugging buddy He wrote an elegy for a people He don't know, and it ain't funny There's a deep swamp and I'll drain it For my people are in danger Who would have ever thought the Deep State Were the National Park rangers I got me some red pills and a bottle I got black and blue ones too All the pills are all the same The illusion is, you choose When the war gets here, we're all gonna hold hands Oh the cowboys and the hippies Put away their strange misgivings When the war gets here, we're gonna get on the level Everyone looks a little bit nicer When you finally meet the devil When the king's cut friend and foe And every nation knows his wrath When he's dead in 20 years We'll be here and they'll be back When we're all hung out to dry By our savior technocrats It won't matter if you're neocon Or MAGA Democrats When the war gets here, we're all gonna hold hands All the Baptists and the Catholics All the Marxists and the Fascists When the war gets here, we're all gonna get on the level Everyone looks a little bit nicer When you finally meet the devil