Maybe Jesus was a Jedi Get in the car We're goin out to Cherokee nation Well if Talequah won't fix it We can get ya a pill at the station I'ma walkin a long path With no destination Can't seem to find my Letter of resignation Whatever it is in me Let it die in me And I'll be leavin Maybe Jesus was a dead-eye With a pistol on his hip Get in the ship We're leavin Well if I can't watch the lord of the rings in peace What's the point in even breathin I'ma walkin a long path With no destination Can't seem to find my Letter of resignation Whatever it is in me Let it die in me And I'll be leavin Whatever it is in me Let it die in me I don't even wanna feel it breathin Maybe Jesus was a wizard Some badass aussie king gizzard rockin and rollin All these valentinian priests are pickin on me Row the boat ashore We're gettin outa the Jordan I'ma walkin a long path With no destination Can't seem to find my Letter of resignation Whatever it is in me Let it die in me And I'll be leavin Whatever it is in me Let it die in me I don't even wanna feel it breathin Maybe Jesus was a Jedi I'm takin the car Headin out to the mountains Well if nothin's really certain I'd rather be alone with all my doubtin Ima walkin a long path