It's Independence Day Light a cherry bomb And celebrate your independence Renting in a subdivision Blowing up your neighbor's lawn It's Independence Day Have an ice-cold beer Or drink a cold White Claw But keep it hid from your pa Cause today ain't the day for coming out queer Eat your hotdog and shut up Close your eyes and thank God for beef Hell, even free-range cows Get fenced in somehow To keep 'em all nice and neat It's Independence Day What kinda chips do you choose? We got variety: cheddar cheese, sour cream But when you vote ya gotta pick from two Pay your taxes and shut up No telling what kinda bomb they'll buy And send it in the mail To some war-torn hell But at least you know you know you're on the right side, hell yeah It's Independence Day Go down a Slip 'N Slide And on a scale of free From one, two, or three Do ya think you'll make it out alive? It's Independence Day And I'm glad for it I'm thankful I can say What I want to say And not be killed by the government