Runnin' round, climbing ladders, dodgin' shoots Playing twister in a minefield With guitars and army boots And I was worried bout my buddies, if they'd have my back We used to have different opinions Now we got different facts "You gotta break a few eggs for an omelet" I heard somebody preach Well, where the hell is my omelet? I been cracked and now I'd like some quiche At this point, I'll take a dog I'll take a dog and let him lead Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog And he'll be loyal as he can be I watched some Netflix some C-SPAN and most of Disney+ I saw an old man drop the torch, saw 'em stumble off the teleprompt Pause, repeat line And Old MacDonald had a farm and a hillbilly elegy Yeah, a plastic Jesus bigot southern boy phony figurine But he's advanced Some serious folks dropped some serious balls The folks whose job's to handle balls And now the blame is one hot potato You pass to someone else to take the fall At this point, I'll take a dog I'll take a dog and let him lead Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog And he'll be loyal as he can be Woof, man Yeah, a golden retriever ain't no great deceiver And a Labrador don't lie I'd trust a Siberian husky with all of this money I'd even trust a pug before I trust these guys Give the whole nation to a Dalmatian Grant the eagle to the beagle It don't matter what breed Hand a poodle the reigns I know it sounds insane But if we're gonna act like 'em, they might as well lead At this point, I'll take a dog I'll take a dog and let him lead Yeah, we can vote on the lawn one nation under dog And he'll be loyal as he can be