My house is full of depression antiques From all the way, way back Late last week, man It's a D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-(oh)-I-O-N I ain't a gambler but I bet It don't get Better Well there ain't nuttin' much to do But sit and watch the tube Wait till the pill to come and kick the door through On yer D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-(oh)-I-O-N So sayeth the therapist: come back ... well if you insist I was so broke That I went and got fixed The veterinarian was nice But my doctor was pissed It's a D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-(oh)-I-O-N Well I've always been a little bit sad around the edges It ain't nuttin' to fix And it ain't contagious It's just a D-E-P-R-E-S-S-I-(oh)-I-O-N I ain't a gambler But I bet It don't get Better