Happy cows chewing and a-mooing Happy cows love doing what they're doing Happy cows posses the propensity to have a best cow friend How I wish it were me Happy cows Now, cows got a stomach with four compartments Tell you what they are just in case you forgot You got the rumen, reticulum, omasum, abomasum Grass is hard to digest, and they just can't pass it up They like it too much Now, a cow can see 360 degrees Except the front of their nose They're just as blind as can be But a cow could smell trouble 6 miles down the road So, you best get a bath and scrub your smelly old toes Or you'll scare off the cows Now, a cow and a calf got real milk power Seven gallons a day just walking 'round in the flowers And a cow ain't particularly literary But there's a big moo cow vocabulary A moo for joy A moo for danger Every cow's got a voice So, don't go mooing at strangers Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo Miss me with the mad cow, sad cow, disaffected bad cow All I want is happy cows I think we got to know how green-grassing And big compassion for happy cows Let domestication Be your education No, we wouldn't be far without a good relation With cows