I went down to my office Just to pick up my check And stumbled into a meeting Sunk up to my neck They had the wheels of bullshit a-spinnin' And they sounded just a bit like this "I hear you Let me speak to that" There's a whole lot you said That we need to unpack What you're saying really resonates With me and the team And that's synergy Authenticity How's your work-life balance? I'm just touching base We're gonna table your concerns For a later date We're gonna circle back But we can pivot right here Thanks for your input We're all ears I got the corporate speak And a sterile mind If you're lookin' for me I'll be a-standin' in line And if the glacier of bullshit ever comes unglued I'll have something to say If the statement's approved The company won't give a damn When the shit really hits the fan You'll be the only one to help So, it's important just to be yourself At UPS, just be yourself Walmart? Just be yourself Wells Fargo? Just be yourself or dead Amazon? Be yourself In the Amazon? Be yourself It'll help At the end of the day It is just what it is Live, laugh, love, and keep calm and carry on your shit