She found someone else's sweater, someone else's underwear She didn't even ask me if someone else was there I knew I was in trouble, no one came to my defense You could say that baby got me, circumstantial evidence Evidence, evidence Well, you could say that baby got me, circumstantial evidence Evidence, evidence Yes, baby sure did get me, circumstantial evidence Well, she went back home to her mother, she went back home to her friends Her lawyer called and told me she ain't coming back again Well, someone else's sweater, someone else's underpants Are all the lady needed, circumstantial evidence Evi-evi-evi-evi-evi-evi-evi- Ooh, circumstantial evidence As the good Lord is my witness, on my Bible I will swear My alibi is perfect, now I wanna try this fair Even though it seems I'm guilty of a griev-i-ous offense I will take the fifth and call it circumstantial evidence I been watchin' Perry Mason long enough to know There's no way to convict me, darlin' come on home I know I've been a little crazy, but The Killer ain't dense I promise there'll be no more circumstantial evidence Evidence, evidence Ooh, circumstantial evidence Evidence, evidence Ooh, circumstantial evidence Come on, baby I need some lovin', need it bad Come home, darlin' The Killer could be had, if I ain't bad Brrrr Play your fiddle, Kenneth Fiddle-playin' mother