Hello momma I'm callin' you to tell you that I'm comin' home What shape I'm in I wouldn't dare an try to tell you on the telephone I been gone so long this song seems to be fallin' apart at the seams I been makin' up heartbreak hotel so well that most of this is like a dream Wingin' it home to Texas Home on the mornin' plane Wingin' it home to Texas And they lost my bags again That Dallas airport sucks Last night this stringy cat came by and told me my astrology Said I ought to move to Guam and open up this little health food store you see So I just winged him the story bout a purple bear and when I left there He was just bumpin' into walls and all I got to do now momma is just get back to there Wingin' it home to Texas Home on the mornin' plane Wingin 'it home to Texas And they lost my bags again That Dallas airport sucks