This song it was written down 
In a pea green windowless room 
Four o'clock and the TV's dead 
Wired up with nothin' to do 
I drunk all my whiskey I smoked all my beer 
I'm already gone I just got here 
An old hairy ass hillbilly 
Still up and hangin' on 

Made me think of a Similar time 
In the Tropicannibal motel 
Takin' showers 'bout every hour 
'Cause I wasn't really feelin' well 
Well in walked the Alabama Leanin' Man 
His ol' buddy Billy Swann 
Two old hairy ass hillbillies 
Still up and hangin' on 

Takes a friend to make you laugh 
A slap on the back someone who knows 
Right where you're at 
A friend in town who just heard you're around 
Came by see how you're gettin' along 

Most people go out to clubs 
Just to see an electric dildo 
A human jutebox who loves to play 
Every single song they know 
But they don't care if you blow your soul 
They usually stand up and tell you so 
And leave that hairy ass hillbilly 
Still up and hangin' on 

So wherever you may be tonight 
I wish you luck 
You may be with a friend of yours 
And may your friend be your lady love 
But if you gotta go and do a show 
And afterwards you got no where to go 
You're just a hairy ass hillbilly 
Still up and hangin' on