Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed 
Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime 
Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town
Got nothin' to drive, but just outside I hear my ride

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster 
When I pull up in no pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter
But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule
I fill their glass, they tip them back
They dig the way I ride that ass and I do, you would if you could, too 
They all walk funny when they're done, riding you know who

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky 
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

All the ladies like to ride, oh, the ladies like to ride
Oh, the ladies like to ride, the ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y

Well, they say that's it last call, no, I don't sweat it, y'all 
Got a bottle in the saddle, a six pack in the stall
So, baby, what you say we giddy up to my place
We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky 
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky

Gonna ride, gonna ride 
Gonna ride that donkey 
Gonna ride, gonna ride 
Gonna ride that donkey
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky 

Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky
Gonna ride that donkey, donkey 
Down to the honky tonky
It's gonna get funky, funky