There are many reasons for blushing
I know every single one
And the reason why my face is red
Is not of sickness nor of sun

It's 'cause I'm thinking
I'm thinking of her
'Cause every time I do I drive into a ditch and
Burst out in a song like Jonathan Richman
It's magic
But at the same time it's physically dangerous

Don't know where I'm going with this
Don't know why I started in the first place
All I know is I need a solution
'Cause I'm dying, I'm dying, it's a slow execution

Eureka
I'm gonna get myself a loud speaker
I'm gonna stand outside her window and sing to her
I'm gonna tell her exactly how I feel for her

A wild ocean
It's like a wild, wild ocean
I know I'm pretentious, but it's
Something 'bout the motion
When she sends
Her wild waves to me

Well, I'm kinda shy, that's an understatement
I probably say a word or two every year and
Sometimes when I'm with good friends
I unzip my lips and I say

How in the world can I impress her?
Is there a scientific proven gesture?
My friends say, "Jens, you're not a professor
You just gotta tell her that you're dying to kiss her"

Eureka
I'm gonna get myself a loud speaker
I'm gonna stand outside her window and sing to her
I'm gonna tell her exactly how I feel for her