Hey u, y u fightin A feelin everyone's found excitin' ? & it goes on & on & on no matter what u say & if u think it's frightenin' Well i got a stipulation so enlightenin' & it will turn u on & on just like a summer day, hey, gimmesommadat Funkiness-2 the left of me, gimmesommadat Funkiness-2 the right Now if u put your funky body in between, what 'cha got ? U gotta funky sandwich Hey, u say ya hungry & u want a taste of somethin' that u never had Well, i'm gonna fill u up so good U aint never gonna wanna eat again (u think?) that's the truth! Now, keep it on the 2, funky bass on the 1 Gimme 2 parts soul & simmer till u start 2 burn How serve it up warm & brown That's the only way i've ever known, can u dig it (yea) Cool, now go back 2 the kitchen & fetch me a little bit o' that Funkiness-2 the left of me, gimmesommadat Funkiness-2 the right Now if u put your funky body in between, what 'cha got ? U gotta funky sandwich 'scuse me while i break from the jam Leave out your provolone, green eggs & ham This ain't the kinda funk u eat But it does consist of using meat Of man persuasion, u understand?