FOUR BY FOUR CHEVEROLET CHICK MAGNET ALL THE WAY KEPT HER ARMOR-ALLED AND WAXED AND SHINED AND BUFFED GOT A GOOD FRIEND DOWN AT THE GOODYEAR WE GET TOGETHER TALK TIRES AND DRINK BEER HE GAVE ME A GOOD DEAL ON SOME GOOD WHEELS FOR MY TRUCK I WAS TRYING EM’ OUT WHEN SOME ADOLESCENT IN A TRANS AM RAN A RED LIGHT AND ALL I HEARD WAS BAM! DAMN! CHORUS: I CAN’T HAVE NOTHIN’ NICE WORKED HARD ALL MY LIFE EVERYTIME I GET A PIECE OF THE PIE IF SOMEBODY DON’T SNATCH IT OR TAKE ‘EM A BITE IT SLIDES RIGHT OFF THE PLATE INTO THE BEANS AND RICE I CAN’T HAVE NOTHIN’ NICE NO I CAN’T HAVE NOTHIN’ NICE FOR EXAMPLE, I SAVED UP AND BOUGHT ME A PLACE A FIX ER UP OUT ON THE LAKE GAVE IT TENDER LOVIN’ CARE AND ELBOW GREASE I MET A GIRL DOWN AT THE MARINA WE TALKED BAIT AND DRANK MARGARITAS SHE GAVE ME A LIP LOCK OUT ON THE BOAT DOCK AND SHE HOOKED ME BEFORE TOO LONG WE WERE HUMMIN’ ALONG TO WEDDING BELLS THEN SHE KICKED ME OUT AND PUT MY HOUSE UP FOR SALE (WELL HELL!) CHORUS: BRIDGE: I GOT A BRAND NEW CHEVY IN THE JUNK YARD A MEMORY OF A HOUSE AND A BROKEN HEART AND I SURE HOPE MY DREAMS DON’T COME TRUE TWICE! CHORUS: I CAN’T HAVE NOTHIN’ NICE WORKED HARD ALL MY LIFE I CAN’T HAVE NOTHIN’ NICE (THAT’S RIGHT)