How come a man can fight and cuss and smoke and drink and chew Step out on their wives and do the things they shouldn't do? But it's all right in the publics' eye, they say he's just a man But if a woman does one little thing, she's not worth a Two whoops and a holler, she's lower than a hound If she drinks or smokes or tells a joke, she's a lowest thing in town A woman has to dress the kids and send them off to school And do her best in every way to live the golden rule The responsibility she has is much more than a man But if she does one little thing, she's not worth a Two whoops and a holler, she's lower than a hound If she drinks or smokes or tells a joke she's a lowest thing in town If all the gals would stick by me, we'd change the world around We'd make the men walk on their knees and sleep out on the ground What I'm really tryin' to say and I know you'll understand The women ought to rule the world 'cause the men ain't worth a Two whoops and a holler, they're lower than a hound I hope they croak, it ain't no joke, they're the lowest thing in town They're the lowest thing in town