I used to fight back, I used to stand tall Had opinions on everything from big to small But after some battles and scars, I learned the hard way That two magic words keep the storm clouds away I don't argue, I don't fuss I just smile and say, "Whatever you want, my love." Yes, dear, you're always right Yes, dear, I won't put up a fight Yes, dear, I'll fold all the clothes Yes, dear, I love all your shows I might not get the final word, but at least I get to live Yes, dear, yes, dear, that's my greatest gift! You changed your mind again? Oh, that's okay Wanna visit the moon? I'll find a way It don't matter what I think, that's perfectly clear 'Cause happy wife means happy life, and I love it here I had opinions way back when But those days won't come again Now I just sit back and cheer And say the magic words: "Yes, dear." Yes, dear, you're always right Yes, dear, I won't put up a fight Yes, dear, you can eat all my fries Yes, dear, I swear I don't mind...