I used to fight back, I used to stand tall
Had opinions on everything from big to small
But after some battles and scars, I learned the hard way
That two magic words keep the storm clouds away

I don't argue, I don't fuss
I just smile and say, "Whatever you want, my love."

Yes, dear, you're always right
Yes, dear, I won't put up a fight
Yes, dear, I'll fold all the clothes
Yes, dear, I love all your shows
I might not get the final word, but at least I get to live
Yes, dear, yes, dear, that's my greatest gift!

You changed your mind again? Oh, that's okay
Wanna visit the moon? I'll find a way
It don't matter what I think, that's perfectly clear
'Cause happy wife means happy life, and I love it here

I had opinions way back when
But those days won't come again
Now I just sit back and cheer
And say the magic words: "Yes, dear."

Yes, dear, you're always right
Yes, dear, I won't put up a fight
Yes, dear, you can eat all my fries
Yes, dear, I swear I don't mind...