You keep asking how much money am I making
You think I have a couple billion in savings
So you get on one knee
And propose to me
You think you are set for life
Why do you feel so smart?
When I pay for everything on your credit card
I'm a Splenda Daddy, you make more than me
Girl you failed so miserably at your gold digging
I'm a Splenda Daddy, you make more than me
Now you pay for all your own things, plus you pay for me, pay!
Half of your stuff is now mine
I love your properties
Or pay me alimony, don't you love irony?
Half of your stuff is now mine
Girl sing along with me
Wanted a Sugar Daddy, became a Sugar Mommy
