What she says is not what she means
Think long and hard before you speak
I may be right, I may be wrong
But here's the translation in a song
"Are you hungry?" isn't a question
You gotta say yes and get food, even if you've got indigestion
"If you want to" means she really doesn't want to
But she's kind of willing to for you
The silent treatment is always bad news
She's upset and it's a test
She won't tell you why or give you a clue
No, it's okay
"You don't have to" means ignore what she said
You really should do the exact opposite
I'm fine and have fun
Our mission aboard warnings
Take it literally and you won't be alive tomorrow morning
Solving her riddles makes quantum physics seem easy
If all else fails, get her flowers and tell her she's pretty
