You say, you got the best gift for me
Close my eyes and lead me to the tree
Filled with Christmas presents and I scream in glee
Can't wait to see what you got for me
First one... Extra large sweater but I'm only 5 feet
Did you get a gift receipt?
All good, they'll work great as PJs, what's next let's see
Macadamia chocolates, how about my peanut allergy?
Did you get a gift receipt?
That's fine, high hopes for number 3
A matte black hoodie? But my favorite color is pink...
Did you get a gift receipt?
Got me hand churned ice cream, and the best coffee beans
I'm lactose can't have dairy, and I don't drink caffeine
Did you get a gift receipt?
It's the thought that counts and your math teacher failed miserably
You're like Santa Claus if he knew nothing about me
Always leave a gift receipt
Gift receipt, gift receipt, please leave a gift receipt
Gift receipt, gift receipt, these gifts are great, just not for me
