"Look at the way I've been treated lately. Especially by the media. No politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly" I'm suffocating in blatant lies A witch hunt that seeks my demise The media keeps on bullying And those liberal shills are being really mean I'll still campaign even though I won So what if I want to have some fun? Who would've known this job was so hard? Nobody could've known it would be this hard Obstruction of justice Those nut jobs keep saying I'm corrupted Investigating me for no reason So what if I dabbled in treason? Surrounded by fire Burning at the stake, thanks to these liars My approval ratings are the best in history I also got really good grades in history, sad! JFK, shot in the head Then his wife was drenched in red James Garfield, shot twice Died slowly from infection, lost his life Abe Lincoln, also shot in the head Freed all the slaves, but now he's super dead Literally every politician ever killed Had never felt the pain that I've had to feel They keep talking about my hands My hands are perfectly normal If anything, they're larger than most hands I'm really good at handshakes too This nightmare, it never ends Nobody understands how hard it is I've been treated unfairly It's pretty obvious that Americans love me I've got it hard, my life is hard Looking at my daughter makes me somewhat hard It's not that weird, I'm not a perv I'm just admiring what I brought into this world How about that ass though, am I right? "Grab them by the pussy"